Something pink not sponsored by Susan G. Komen.

Brewery: Bell's Brewery Inc.
Location: Comstock, MI
Name: Hell Hath No Fury
Type: Strong Ale
ABV: 7.5%
As if the label weren't a clear indicator of something to be enjoyed, this beer caught me off guard. I wasn't too sure what to expect. To be honest, I bought this beer because of the label...you don't see too many pink labels in the beer world. At least I haven't run across too many of them. Though I must say, I feel like the woman depicted should be holding a frying pan or a rolling pin or something like that...not saying that she would have come from the kitchen...I'm just saying that those tools could be instruments of pain if wielded properly...honest. I thought HHNF was going to pour out as liquid sunshine but much to my surprise I got dark chocolate instead! A thin tan head stopped by to say hello and then peaced out and spent the rest of its life clinging to the sides of the edge of the brew. No lacing occurred. Lazy foam. The bouquet came equipped with a thick dose of roasted malt, raisins, dark caramel, black coffee, and a smidge of brown sugar. There's a fair bit of carbonation that I found to be delightful. The taste was nice and layered. You get the roasted malt up front (duh.) joined by dark brown sugar and a slight clove flavor. Robust sugars reminded me of Belgian strong ales. HHNF is nice and complex...like a woman. I read this line to Tessa and she gave me a funny look. I hold my stance. Also! If you look at the bottom of your glass you may notice some sediment hanging out. Hooray for pulp! Actually, it's barely noticeable so don't be a punk. Embrace the pink label and embrace the fury of a beer scorned!

Make your own damn sandwich!